Live your snark, at home, at work, or on the road

Because basic decor was never your personality.

Warning: May cause eye rolls.

Coasters

$8.00

Your drink’s new emotional support system.

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Bottle Opener

$12.00

Big enough to find. Bold enough to notice.

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Cutting Boards

$22.00

Spite is my secret ingredient.

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Magnets

$5.00

Strong magnet. Strong opinions. Zero toxic positivity.

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Slate Photographs

$32.00

It’s not just a photo. It’s a statement piece.
It’s a flex. It’s proof you don’t do basic frames from aisle 7.

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Ornaments

$12.00
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